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I’d like to buy the world a…Gatorade?
Keith spotted this note in the employee break room of a clothing store outside of Hartford, Conn. The kicker? According to the employees, says Keith, “After the note was posted, the guy spitefully...
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Blame it on Coke
Casey from Shreveport, Louisiana spotted this on the Coke machine in the office break room. she clarifies: “Henry G.’s comment is in reference to the increase in price, not Katie’s wanting more Coke...
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The Pepsi Challenge
Kasey in Tucson spotted this orgy of vending-machine notes in the Anthropology department of the University of Arizona. Says Kasey, “They just keep adding up. I think the Pepsi man is either amused by...
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The womb that would birth a thousand excuses
The most irritating part of finding this note propped on her keyboard, says Jackie in Philly, is that she wasn’t the person who requested dark chocolate in the office vending machine. “In fact, I can’t...
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Venting machine
If you’ve ever bought Twizzlers from a vending machine, you probably know that there’s a good one-in-three chance that one tiny corner of the plastic packaging is gonna get stuck — and bang on the...
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The real thing
Our submitter is Santa Fe says not everyone at the New Mexico Department of Health was happy when the folks in charge decided to call their own bullshit and replace the candy and sodas in the vending...
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The Candyman Can’t
“One morning last summer,” writes Stephanie in Illinois, “my brother and I arrived at the company where we worked to find these notes posted to the candy vending machine. (Mind you, it was 8:45 a.m.)...
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Nutranot-so-sweet
Writes Emily in Austin: “In the notewriter’s defense, this machine has also given me regular Coke when I have pressed ‘Coke Zero’ on many an occasion, so when I saw this note, I thought I had figured...
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The Twix Conspiracy
According to reports we’re receiving here at PAN headquarters, it appears that proletarians with a predilection for the chocolate-cookie-caramel confection known as Twix are battling Soviet-like...
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This vending machine ruined my life!
Ah, first world problems. (Spotted by Kim in Manchester, U.K.) related: My query on the egg salad ban
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The milk chocolate…not in your hand
There’s a vending machine troll on the loose in Chicago! related: The Candyman Can’t
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Grow an orange tree and grow up.
Oh goody, this argument again! related: Enough with the fruit juices and diet sodas!
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Soda shaming
Well, now that dog shaming is officially a thing… …it was really only a matter of time before we moved onto the shaming of non-sentient beings. related: Nutranot-so-sweet
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Raging against the (vending) machine
Writes Katy in Tampa: “The vending machines in my office are old, and they eat someone’s money at least once a week. The vending machine guy told us to put a sticky on the machine saying how much money...
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So that’s what they mean by “makes mouths happy”
Karen in Council Bluffs, Iowa spotted this unsigned note taped to the vending machine in the office breakroom. It sounds like somebody certainly got their 75 cents worth, no? related: Raging against...
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That’s MBA-speak for “machine’s broken”
Hmm, looks like someone on the second floor could use a Snickers. related: Raging against the (vending) machine
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